Welcome to the AFTER
BATTERY!!

View of the crews quarters above the
battery room on the USS S-4.
Portsmouth Naval Shipyard
photo
On the old diesel subs, the After Battery was the usual 'gathering
place', where the crew took their meals, played cards, watched movies, held
meetings, or just sat around imparting 'words of wisdom' to the lower-rated
riffraff.
The following pages are courtesy of Bob 'Dex' Armstrong, fellow
torpedoman extraordinaire, who served on Requin in the '60s, back when I
was on the Runner. Although we didn't know each other at the time, we
musta chased after the same collection of 'colorful creatures' that frequented
Bell's, Lovey's and the Krazy Kat along the strip outside
Gate 2, in Norfolk (after all, who could forget Thelma,
anyway??).
In 1993, some kid was trying to put together a story for the paper
about life on the Requin and approached Dex for info. Well, he found the
story, I posted it here, and as Dex so eloquently put it,
"If the going rate for bullshit ever goes to a dime a pound, all
diesel boat sailors will become zillionaires!"
So here is the original
'Letter to Jason', as related by Dex:
RECOLLECTIONS OF AN AFTER BATTERY RAT

Here are a few more 'gems' that Dex has put together...
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MORE RECOLLECTIONS |
THE GREAT DEMPSTY DUMPSTER FIGHT |
SAINT THELMA |
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RATIONALE FOR RETROACTIVE COMBAT AWARD |
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE AFTER BATTERY RAT? |
THE MOONBEAM NAVY |
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USS REQUIN (SS-481) |
THE SNAKE RANCH |
MOTHER ONION |
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THE TRUTH BEHIND "FLEET ANNIE" |
ROUTE 460 |
NORFOLK YARD |
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HOGAN'S ALLEY |
THE OLD DAYS |
SNAPSHOTS |
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MASTER CHIEFS |
REQUIN RENDERS HONORS |
A THANK YOU NOTE TO RON'S BBS |
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SLY FOX |
ROGER RAMJET |
THINGS THEY DON'T TELL YOU AT NEW LONDON |
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TOPSIDE WATCH |
THE WIGWAM |
HEAVY WEATHER |
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THE SLUSH FUND |
HEAVY WEATHER II |
CHANNEL FEVER |
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WE WERE A DIFFERENT BUNCH |
MOVIES |
THEY PAINTED THEM OVER |
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RUNNING MATES |
LIFE IN STEEL PIPE |
SMALL SHIPS |
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HAMPTON BLVD. |
HALIFAX, NOVA SCOTIA |
RUST NEVER SLEEPS |
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CONFESSION IS A ROTTEN JOB |
ANYONE REMEMBER THE CALIFORNIA BAR? |
COWBOY COOKING |
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REMEMBERING RALPH |
ESKIMO JOE |
NORFOLK LATE NIGHT RADIO |
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DOWN THREE |
MORNINGS ALONGSIDE |
FAIR WINDS AND FOLLOWING SEAS |
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MARL "TINKER" GARLOCK |
MACHETE JUICE |
MEMORY FLASHES |
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STANDING LOOKOUT |
THE WORLD BENEATH THE WALKING DECK |
THERE WAS A TIME, LONG AGO |
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IDIOTS AND PAN-FRIED IGUANA |
THANK HEAVEN FOR NAUGHTY GIRLS |
ARLEIGH BURKE |
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ANCHOR POOLS |
SWINGING FROM LIMB TO LIMB |
THE RICKOVER WRECKING BALL |
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BUTT KITS AND BATTLE LANTERNS |
ENGRAVED DOLPHINS |
GUT BANDITS AND BELLY ROBBERS |
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THUNDER MUGS AND FRECKLE MAKERS |
BEEN SAVED, HALLELUJAH, BEEN SAVED |
THE DAILY HORSECRAP RATION |
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MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE SNAKE RANCH |
CONTROL ROOM |
WE WERE YOUNG... LONG AGO |
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SILVER DOLPHINS |
RATS ON THE HOOF |
VIC CASSIOLA |
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PIER 22 |
JOHN Q. BOATSAILOR, ALWAYS A CLASS ACT |
35 YEARS WITH METRIC BUILT BLOND |
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THE SIESTA NEST |
RAZOR BLADES AND IVORY SOAP |
BUBBLES, THE GODDESS OF THE MAIN INDUCTION |
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THE LUCY LIGHT |
WARM SUMMER NIGHTS |
FOUL WEATHER GEAR |
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TIMES CHANGE |
TELL RAY TO STOP |
LT JAMES BUCKNER, USN |
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WE WERE PROFESSIONALS |
LINGERIE BENEATH THE SEA |
LINGERIE BENEATH THE SEA - CORRECTION!! |
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BANISHING BOREDOM |
CHRISTMAS AT SEA |
CAPTURED MEMORIES |
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LIBERTY IN THE LAND OF OZ |
RAVINGS OF A HALF-BAKED COOT |
RAGHATS AND RUNNING MATES |
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THE MEN WHO WORE PEACOATS |
THE LIFE OF A BLANKET THIEF |
FRENCH WELCOME |
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HOME SWEET HOME |
SUBMARINES NEED E-3S |
A BOATSAILOR'S ANGEL |
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DRESS CANVAS TOPSIDE |
BATTLE STATIONS |
THE GREAT RAT ROUNDUP DAYS |
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BELLS, THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE |
LT NOEL K. SCHILLING, USN |
NOBODY HAD TO COME AND GET THE IDIOT |
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PIN THE TAIL ON THE DONKEY |
SALT WATER AND CHEESE SANDWICHES |
ANSWER UP |
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DOC ROHRE |
THE MEN WHO FOLLOWED OLD GRINGO |
BEING A TORPEDO PUSHER |
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ADRIAN STUKE, ULTIMATE E-3 |
HOP SING, FORTUNE COOKIE & PISS ANT |
THE SNOOZE HOLE |
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ENGINEMEN... GOD'S WORST CREATION |
STUKE, MASTER BULLSHIT MAGICIAN |
LIFE IN THE ALLEY |
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TEAMWORK |
PIER DOLLIES |
SUBMARINER'S GIRL |
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BLACKBEARD THE SMOKEBOAT SNIPE |
TWIN FISH |
BEING A DEAD BROKE E-3 |
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INANE CONVERSATION |
RADIOMEN |
THE SILVER PLATED COFFEE POT |
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ADJUSTING THE SCREWGUARDS |
SUBMARINER'S GIRL II |
OLD GRINGO'S SPECIAL BLEND COFFEE |
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JACK IN THE BOX |
SOFT RAGHATS AND FADED DUNGAREES |
BEFORE THE PSYCHIC NETWORK, QUARTERMASTERS |
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HEAVE OUT AND TRICE UP |
THE BROTHERHOOD |
THE BIG PICTURE WAS NEVER IN FOCUS |
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HOW TO STEAL HEAVING LINES |
THE BRIDAL SUITE |
THE NORFOLK GOSPEL TABERNACLE BUS |
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MORE COLD WAR SECRETS REVEALED |
THE COMMON DENOMINATOR |
NOBODY TOLD ME |
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THERE WERE MANY NIGHTS |
THE BARREL |
THE PRINTED WORD |
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THE CIGAR BOX |
TELLING JOKES 412 FEET DOWN |
THE LONGEST NIGHT |
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'TEENY WEENIE' BILL EHNEY |
ANSWERING BELLS ON THE BATTERY |
TORPEDO RECOVERY |
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PIER 22 'THE CONCRETE BOULEVARD' |
RAY 'OLGOAT' STONE |
IT WAS A SHINING TIME |
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WHERE WERE YOU DEC 7, 1941? |
HE WAS OUR 'MR. ROBERTS' |
TWENTY-FIRST BIRTHDAY |
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PRIDE AND TRADITION |
SALVATION ARMY LADIES |
THE ALLOWABLE RADIUS |
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NUKE BOATS AND SMOKEBOATS |
CAPT. JOHN J. VANDALE, USNR (RET) |
ADRIAN AND AQUA VELVA |
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SKIPPY EATERS |
E-3 SUMMIT MEETINGS |
J-50, A LITTLE PIECE OF HEAVEN |
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GOD BLESS THE AUSSIES |
GENERATIONAL DIFFERENCE |
THE SUBMARINER'S SEABAG |
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THE NAVAL SUPPLY SYSTEM |
BOYS IN BLUE |
WE KEEP LOSING GOOD STUFF |
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WHERE IS IT ALL NOW? |
REMOVING ORGANS FROM THE LIVING |
HE NEVER STOLE HEAVIES |
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JURY-RIGGED GEAR AND 'MAKE DO' |
WONDER WHAT OLD GRINGO IS DOING |
THE SMOKEBOAT ROACH |
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A SMALL BUT TELLING SYMBOL |
GRINGO GETS A FREE ONE |
THE MEN WITH THE PIN |
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THE OLD RASCALS WILL REMEMBER |
WE JUST CALL HIM ART |
THE POKER PALACE |
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THE BEGINNING AS I REMEMBER IT |
ONCE WE RODE SMOKEBOATS |
WHAT AN 'AFTER BATTERY' WAS |
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A COUPLE OF OLD MEMORIES |
LIBERTY LAUNCHES WE ALL KNEW |
ANGELS IN LEAD BOOTS |
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SPECIAL MEALS AT SEA |
DUTY NIGHTS WITH THE ANIMALS |
LOOKOUTS - GOD'S IDIOTS |
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THE TAKE FROM A TRASH DUMPER |
MORE LOOKOUT MEMORIES |
WE HAD UGLY ENGINEMEN |
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THE GIFT OF COMMON MEMORIES |
THE THRILLING DAYS OF YESTERYEAR |
EAST MAIN |
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TRADITION |
THE VALUE OF BULLSHIT |
I STILL REMEMBER ONE NAVY NURSE |
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USS KITTIWAKE, THE OLD 'KITTYCAT' |
STUFF WE MISSED |
AND IT NEVER GOT ANY BETTER |
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THE WORLD BY THE TAIL |
WE WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER OUR BOATS |
INJUDICIOUS LANGUAGE |
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GIVE THE BOATSERVICE BACK TRADITION |
THE USS ORION (AS-A8) REVISITED |
SUBMARINE CHIEFS |
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SUBVETS WANTS YOU, HORSEFLY |
WORKING GIRLS |
GOING, GOING, DAMN NEAR GONE |
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THE GREAT 'SKA-LOOSH' LOCKER |
OFFICERS... THE GENTLEMEN FORWARD |
STANDBY FOR HEAVY ROLLS |
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DOLPHINS AND SOME OBLIGATIONS THAT CAME WITH THEM |
MOBILE CANTEEN TRUCK |
REMEMBERING SUBMARINE BARS |
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IT WAS HOME |
NOTHING EVER CHANGED |
SIGNAL LIGHTS AND SAILORS |
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THE SMOKEBOAT NAVY |
THE ART OF 'JURY RIG' AT SEA |
BLUEJACKETS TRAV'LIN LIGHT |
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O'BRIAN, THE YO |
GENTLE MEMORIES OF SMOKEBOAT SAILORS |
SWINGING THE HOOK IN STRANGE PLACES |
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BEN BASTURA, THE KEEPER OF THE FLAME |
LADY VISITORS ABOARD... |
ONE MAN'S FOREVER HEROES |
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MIKE HEMMING, THE 'BOY THROTTLEMAN' |
STORES LOADING |
SMOKEBOAT BLUEJACKETS |
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COMMENDATION |
BOAT DECK MOVIES ON ORION |
THE FLOATING GENERAL STORE |
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THE ADRIAN STUKE DECK FORCE PHILHARMONIC
ORCHESTRA |
DEX, DO YOU REMEMBER THE SIRAGO? |
OBSERVATIONS... |
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THE PIER DUMPSTERS |
FIVE BUCKS AND FULL PEACOAT POCKETS |
TRYING TO SLEEP IN THE ALLEY |
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BUNK BAGS |
THE WOMEN WHO LOVED US |
FRESH AIR, HOT COFFEE AND SALT SPRAY |
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SIXTY-FIVE CENT ORION HAIRCUTS |
DOLPHIN RECOGNITION |
RUNNING MATES |
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THERE WAS A TIME WHEN THERE WERE TWO SUBMARINE
FORCES |
THE OLD MAN WILL BE ORDERING LINEHANDLERS TOPSIDE IN
TEN |
THE AMERICAN BLUEJACKET'S WHITE HAT |
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THE THINNING RANKS OF LOCKWOOD'S IRON MEN |
RAINLOCKERS AND RAINBOW SOAP |
TELLING TIME BY
PROGRESSIVE PUTRIFICATION |
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12 TO 4 TOPSIDE WATCH |
ONCE
UPON A TIME...
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MY
IDEA OF A SUB SCHOOL GRADUATION TALK
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THE
GRANBY STREET BUS
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WHEN
HULL NUMBERS WERE OUR ADDRESSES
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CINEMATIC
SUB STUFF
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WHERE
IN THE HELL DID THEY GO?
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NIGHT
STEAMING
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THE
LAST SMOKEBOAT CATTLE DRIVE
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POPEYE
MEETS TECHNOLOGICAL MARVEL
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MESSCOOKING
ON SMOKEBOATS
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REMEMBERING
DIESEL BOAT THANKSGIVINGS
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SEA
STORIES
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NIGHT
STEAMING ON TROPICAL NIGHTS
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LOCKER
CLUBS
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THOSE
WHO SAIL BENEATH THE SWELLS
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STAND
BY FOR HEAVY ROLLS
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WE
WERE THE LAST RATS OFF THE TUNA CAN BOATS
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'SUBMARINE
MAN'
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THE
SLAP SLAP OF SIGNAL LIGHT SHUTTERS
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LIFE
ON AN APL
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OFF
WATCH AT SEA
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HITTIN'
THE BEACH
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THE
DAYS OF THE TOPSIDE DOGSHACK
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OWNING
ONE-SIXTEENTH OF A REAL CLUNKER
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BOATSAILORS
AND PEACOATS
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ONCE
UPON A TIME
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PAINTING
TANKTOPS, SUPERSTRUCTURE AND LIMBER HOLES
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INTERNAL
AIR A MAN COULD SEE
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BULLSHIT
AND CINNAMON BUNS
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Dex also provided 'illustrations' of characters and incidents mentioned
in his 'Letter to Jason', and I've posted them here. Hmmm, bring back a few
memories? And oh, by the way, I didn't put return tags on the pics, so just bang
yur back button to get back here...
CLICK HERE FOR A PIC OF DEX ON THE TORSK!
The following tales are from Mike Hemming MM1(SS), fellow USS CARP
sailor, also affectionately known as 'Boy Throttleman'...
Not to be outdone, Adrian Stuke has a few things to say about
Dex...
Another 'demented' contributor to the After Battery, Mr. Billy Bob
"Launcher" Lary. This bubblehead actually went through a 'sex change' (he was a
TM - Torpedoman, then became a MT - Missile Technician) and spent the lion's
share of his Navy days riding 'boomers', those big as hell missle boats, plying
the world's oceans. Not to be outdone, he shares some of his experiences
in the 'Moonbeam Navy'.
Now come entries from fellow boat sailor, Ron Gorence, QMC(SS) who shares
his thoughts from the WESTPAC side of the house.
And to get a perspective from the SSN 'Fast Attack, Never Come Back' side
of the house, Steve Gentry shares a few of his experiences.
Still another 'DBF'er has a tale or two to add to the 'collection'
here. Dave Eberhart was an ST1(SS) who served on a number of 'smokeboats',
including BLENNY, CORPORAL, WAHOO, and TIGRONE. Welcome aboard,
Dave!
Another smokeboater snipe shares a few thoughts from his SIRAGO
days. Welcome Joe Roche, who is a 'little' diesel boat-qualified engineman
with a 'big' heart, and who joins the reprobates here in the After
Battery!
Ron 'WARSHOT' Smith, a World War II sub vet and author of his great book,
TORPEDOMAN, joins the fray and shares some reflections on
submarine life during the war. I'm sure you'll agree that his
'story-telling' abilities rival the best of us!
Comes now Bruce Miller, LCDR USN (ret), bringing us a tale from the
'forward battery' boys!
Here is a smokeboat engineman, Ronald Mitchell, who has a few
recollections from his Entemedor (SS-340) days.
Yet
another entry from Chris Herst, a 'Sonar Girl' from the DARTER !
These
stories were provided by Nancy Yockey Bonar, whose brother is the late CAPT
Harry M. Yockey, (USN, Ret.). CAPT Yockey served as CO, USS Salmon
(SS-573) '70-'72; communications officer, USS Sirago (SS-485) '60-'62; engineer
/ navigator '65-'66; XO, USS Runner (SS-476) '66-'68. He also served as
the program manager for the Tomahawk Weapons System in '76-'83.
Thanks
so much Nancy for sharing these wonderful 'recollections' with us!
Larry Dunn has crafted a wonderful poem that speaks volumes about our old
diesel boat days. This is one that's dedicated to every sailor that now
wears, or once wore, that coveted insignia.
BROTHER OF THE
'PHIN
Finally, to put everything here in the proper perspective, John
'TwoScoops' Eckard has penned a marvelous piece that, in spite of the 'jabs,
barbs & harpoons' that boat sailors like to sling at each other, his poem
pretty much says it all. Thanks John.
THE FURY OF THE
SUN
